The Wax Museum

This is a guest post from GG, with minimal edits from Daddy Geek.

My class had our Wax Museum on Wednesday! The Wax Museum is when we write a report about a famous American and dress up as that person. It's harder than it sounds. First, you get a research book from the library. Next, you take notes on note cards. Then you write your rough draft. After that you revise it. Finally, you either neatly hand write or type your final draft. I was Amelia Earhart (AE). These are some pictures of my AE costume:


That was my frozen position.



This is me giving my speech. By the way, the hat is a dog's, the scarf is a dog's, and the goggles are doggles. My class also made posters. You can see mine in the first picture. Two 2nd grade classes and part of one 4th grade class came to the Wax Museum. Our parents also came, along with some teachers. I was nervous, and I got even more nervous when the principal came to my desk. I asked Mommy to bring me water, and she did. I got thirsty a lot. My water bottle fell and leaked, so I limited myself to one drink every five people. A lot of people were pulled away in the middle of my speech, but I did finish sometimes. After our wax museum, my class went to the classroom next door to see their wax museum. I spent most of the time looking for another AE. I had enough time to listen to Nellie Bly and get in line for Milton Hershey. (The only reason I did that was a, the guy had Hershey chocolate bars, and b, no other place was open. More likely a.) Then we had to go back to our classroom. That was the Wax Museum.

[A note from Daddy Geek: the Doggles, scarf, and hat were originally the costume for my friend Steve's dog; Steve kindly loaned the costume pieces for the cause. GG was dismayed at first to discover they fit pretty well -- "My head is the same size as a dog's?!" -- until I pointed out it is a pretty big dog. Thanks for the loan, Steve!]

March Mayhem 2012

March Mayhem was Friday! Mommy drove ahead and Daddy and I walked. Daddy painted my face and I painted his.

After we painted each other's faces, we started walking. We stopped at Flippin' Pizza for dinner on the way. We got to the middle school soon afterwards.

When we got there I got pompoms. Then we found Mommy and went to look at the gift baskets for the raffle. I ran into two of my friends. When I was looking for Mommy I ran into my teacher.

We got into line with our neighbors. When we got into the gym, we tried two different seat arrangements before we sat down. Then there was a flag ceremony and The Star Spangled Banner. I found out that I know more of the national anthem than I thought.

Soon afterwards the teams came out. My school came first and the middle school (MS) came out afterwards. They played knockout to decide who got the ball first. Then the game started. My school scored first, but MS tied quickly. A pattern started of one team scoring and the other team bringing it back to a tie.

In the break between 1st and 2nd period, they had a basket shooting contest. Ms. R. was the first player from my school. I don't remember who the first MS player was. In the 2nd period my school won the first half. At halftime my friend E and I went on the floor. A bunch of students from my school were cheering and jumping by one of the hoops. I started cheering too and lost an earplug.

Then I hurried back to my seat for the 2nd half. In between the 3rd and 4th periods the mascots tried to shoot but none of them did. The 2nd half was tied. A player from my school dunked the ball but he was a second too late! As he slammed the ball down the whistle screeched. But March Mayhem was still fun. My school didn't lose and we have been losing for ever!

After the game Daddy and I walked to the ice cream shop where Mommy met us. The ice cream felt good after the screaming.

[Daddy Geek helped edit a bit - mostly to clean up names.]

Avian Fluid Dynamics

This morning, I found the following in my Twitter feeds:

I had to follow the link on that one, which took me to a PDF copy of an article from the journal Polar Biology, entitled "Pressures produced when penguins pooh - calculations on avian defaecation", by Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow and Jozsef Gal of the International University in Bremen, Germany.

This is apparently the single most frequently downloaded paper in that journal, and contains the following as Figure 1:

"Fig. 1 Position of model penguin during defaecation and physical parameters used to calculate rectal pressure necessary to expel faecal material over a distance of 40 cm" (Meyer-Rochow and Gal, 2003)

This paper is actually a pretty interesting read for those who've studied fluid dynamics - and really, who isn't interested in the fluid dynamics of poop?

Mama Geek, a biologist and former chemical engineer, was especially predisposed to it. She was excited when she saw that the paper notes that penguin poop is still in the laminar flow regime ("What's the Reynolds number?!") and does not, as the abstract so delicately puts it, "lead to an energetically wasteful turbulent flow."

I have two thoughts on this one. First, remind me not to stand downwind of any chinstrap or Adélie penguins. Two: "Science. It works..." (xkcd to the rescue again).

Spring Portrait

You'll notice that the last post did not include any photos of Girl Geek--or is it Geek Girl? All I know is that I better not refer to her as Little Geek Girl. She took most of the pictures during our walk.

However, we did stop to photograph her:


This is the face she makes when Daddy Geek says "Whatever you do, don't laugh."

By the way, the last time we measured, she was only 6 3/4 inches shorter than me.

Ack!

Around the Tidal Basin

This is a guest post by Geek Girl with minimal help from Daddy Geek.

Today we walked around the Tidal Basin. These are some things we saw.





This is part of the Tidal Basin with the Martin Luther King Jr. memorial. The dots in front are geese. And speaking of geese, we saw a lot.




We also saw ducks. Lots of ducks. Ducks in water and ducks on land. Mommy and I also saw ducks in grass on the way.




Well, the reason we went was to see the cherry blossoms. Here are some pictures of them:










After a little while, we went to the tulip library. Here are some pictures of the tulips:



















There are a lot more flowers than the ones I just showed you, but I took too many pictures to show.



As we left, I got a final picture of the Tidal Basin.

That was our visit to the Tidal Basin.